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This is a real story of a young college girl who passed away last month in Jalandhar. Her name was Priya. She was hit by a lorry.She is working in a call centre. She has a boy friend named Shankar.Both of them are true lovers. They always hang on the phone. You cannever see her without her handphone.In fact she also changed her phonefrom Airtel to Hutch, so both of them can be on the same network, and save on the cost.She spends half of the day talking with shankar. Priya's family knowsabout their relationship. Shankar is very close with Priya's family.(just imagine their love) . Before she passed away she always told her friends "If I pass away please burn mewith my handphone" she also said the same thing to her parents. After her death, people cant carry her body, I was there. A lot of them tried to do sobut still cant , everybody including me, had tried to carry the body, the resultis still the same. Eventually, they called a person who know to one of their neighbors,who can speak with the soul of dead person, who is a friend of her father. He took a stick and started speaking to himself slowly.After a few minutes, he said "this girl misses something here." Then her friends told that person about her intentions to burn her with her phone. He then opened the grave box and place her phone and sim card inside thecasket. After that they tried to carry the body. It could be moved and they carried it into the van easily.All of us were shocked. Priya's parents did not inform Shankar that Priya had passed away.After 2 weeks Shankar called Priya's mom.....Shankar :...."Aunty, I'm coming home today. Cook something nice for me. Dont tell Priya that I'm coming home today, I wanna surprise her." Her mother replied....."You come home first, I wanna tell yousomething very important."After he came, they told him the truth about Priya. Shankar thinks that they were playing a fool. He was laughing and said "dont try to fool me - tell Priya to come out, i have a gift for her. Please stopthis nonsense".Then they show him the original death certificate to him. They gave him proof to make him believe. (Shankar started to sweat) He said... "Its not true. We spoke yesterday. She still calls me.Shankar was shaking.Suddenly, Shankar's phone rang. "see this is from Priya, see this..." he showed the phone to priya's family. all of them told him to answer. he talked using the loudspeaker mode.All of them heard his conversation.Loud and clear, no cross lines, no humming.It is the actual voice of Priya & there is no way others could use her sim card since it is nailed.Inside the grave box they were so shocked and asked for the same person's(who can speak with the soul of deal perosns) help again. He brought his master to solve this matter.

He & his master worked for 5 hours.Then they discovered one thing which really shockedthem...Hutch has the best coverage.Where ever you go, our network follows!!!
scared you!

Too stupidly good !!  

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1. During the Cold War, if USA launched a nuke-loaded missile, Soviet Satellites would inform the Soviet army in 3 seconds and in less than 45 seconds Soviet counter-missiles would be on their way.

2. Recent studies commissioned by US department of Defense included one on nuclear war between India and Pakistan :

3. This was the scenario................

The Pakistan army decides to launch a nuke-missile towards India. They don't need any permission from their government, and promptly order the countdowns. Indian technology is highly advanced. In less than 8 seconds, Indian army detects the Pak countdown and decides to launch a missile in retribution.

But they need permission from the Government of India. They submit their request to the Indian President. The President forwards it to the Cabinet.

The Prime Minister calls an emergency Lok Sabha session. The LS meets, but due to several walkouts and severe protests by the opposition, it gets adjourned indefinitely.
The President asks for a quick decision.

In the mean time, the Pak missile failed to take off due to technical failure. Their attempts for a re-launch are still on.

Just then the Indian ruling party is reduced to a minority because a party that was giving outside support withdraws it. The President asks the PM to prove his majority within a week. As the ruling party fails to win the confidence vote, a caretaker government is installed.

The caretaker PM decides to permit the armed forces to launch a nuclear missile. But the Election Commission says that a caretaker government cannot take such a
decision because elections are at hand.

The Election Commission files Public Interest Litigation in the Supreme Court alleging misuse of power. The Supreme Court comes to the rescue of the PM, and says the acting! PM is authorized to take this decision in view of the emergency facing the
nation.

Just then one of the Pak missiles successfully took off, but it fell 367 miles away from the target, on its own government building in Islamabad at 11.00 AM. Fortunately there were no casualties as no employee had reached the office that early. In any case, the
nuclear core of the missile had detached somewhere in flight. The Pakistan army is now trying to get better technologies from China and USA .

The Indian Government, taking no chances, decides to launch a nuclear missile of its own, after convening an all-party meeting. This time all the parties agree. Its three months since the army had sought permission. But as preparations begin, "pro-humanity", "anti-nuclear" activists come out against theGovernment's decision. Human chains are formed and Rasta rokos organized. In California and Washington endless e-mails are sent to Indians condemning the government and mentioning "Please forward it to as many Indians as possible".

On the Pakistan side, the missiles kept malfunctioning. Some missiles deviate from target due to technical failures or high-speed wind blowing over Rajasthan. Many of them land in the Indian Ocean killing some fishes.

A missile (smuggled from US A) is pressed into service. Since the Pakistan army is unable to understand its software, it hits it original destination: Russia. Russians successfully intercepts the missile and in retaliation launches a nuclear missile towards Islamabad . The missile hits the target and creates havoc.

Pakistan cries for help. India expresses deep regrets for what has happened and sends in a million dollars worth of Parle-G biscuits.

Thus India never gets to launch the missile. Pakistan never gets it right. And both live happily ever after!!!!

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